VOTE OR DIE BIATCH!!!
NEWS FLASH!!!
U.S Government Ready for Cooperation in Vote or Die Campagin.
Author: Really Reliable Source
According to a really reliable military source, President Bush has enable Executive Order 9112001, in which registered voters who did not vote during the November 2nd 2004 election will die. According to datown.net, Bush has set up detention centers all around the country. Reporters interview Lil' Jon about the Vote or Die Campagin and the Government involvement. In a question asking, Is the U.S Government really going to kill people if they don't vote? Lil Jon replied, "WHAT?" He continues by saying, "WHAT?" As reporters repeat, Lil Jon finally answers, "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Comfirming that the U.S Government will use Miltiary force against non-voters.
According to murderdubbs.net, Bill O'Relly responded to Lil' Jon's comments "FUCK THAT NIGGER, HE DON'T KNOW SHIT!" Later that day, Bill O'Relly was shot dead.
